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Priorities Darling - Gray Ultra Thin Mouse Pad | Free U.S. Shipping

Knowing the struggle to balance professionalism with passion is real, we designed this mouse pad to be your new desktop muse.

With a perfect blend of sass and practicality, it's a fun reminder to get through the day's grind so you can reward yourself with something much more satisfying later (hint: it's on your Kindle).

Daydreaming about your next fictional bad boy?

Let our mouse pad keep you focused on the goal because, after all, a little delayed gratification makes the smut even sweeter. The best stories always come after hours.

Again, priorities!

Features Galore!

Here’s What Makes Them Desk-Worthy:

  • Smooth Cloth Top: Stain-resistant surface for effortless scrolling, gaming, or daydreaming.
  • Ultra-Thin Rubber Base: Grips your desk like a possessive hero in the third act.
  • High-Density Foam: Built to handle every click, swipe, and swoon.
  • Sleek Profile: Just 1/16" thick — slides easily into your day (and your tote).
  • One-Sided Print: Pick your favorite design and claim your corner of the desk.
  • Wipe Clean: Easy to maintain — no judgment if you spill a little tea.
Care Instructions
  • Warm water and dish soap to clean spots off
  • Soft-bristled brush for hard-to-clean spots
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1–2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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$19.99
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Sku: 15257133041489628024

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Gift-ready favorite: A laugh-out-loud pick for romance readers and book lovers—perfect for birthdays, Galentine’s Day, Valentine’s Day, and the holidays (yes, Christmas too). Ideal for anyone who likes their humor bold and their home goods a little bit naughty. U.S. shipping is included (no checkout surprises), and we ship within the USA only.