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Less Hustle, More Heat - Sassy Ultra-Thin Mouse Pad | Free U.S. Shipping

Who says your mouse pad can't mix business with pleasure?

Romance readers know where the real action is, and it's not in your inbox.

Upgrade your desk with a little sass, a lot of spice, and a message that's as unapologetic as your late-night reading habits.

It's the perfect accessory for anyone who values spicy plotlines over pointless meetings.

Let this sassy little number inspire you to finish work faster and get back to what truly matters—your latest love story. After all, spreadsheets are optional, but smut is essential.

We figure life's too short for endless emails and not enough steamy chapters.  

Features Galore!

Here’s What Makes Them Desk-Worthy:

  • Smooth Cloth Top: Stain-resistant surface for effortless scrolling, gaming, or daydreaming.
  • Ultra-Thin Rubber Base: Grips your desk like a possessive hero in the third act.
  • High-Density Foam: Built to handle every click, swipe, and swoon.
  • Sleek Profile: Just 1/16" thick — slides easily into your day (and your tote).
  • One-Sided Print: Pick your favorite design and claim your corner of the desk.
  • Wipe Clean: Easy to maintain — no judgment if you spill a little tea.
Care Instructions
  • Warm water and dish soap to clean spots off
  • Soft-bristled brush for hard-to-clean spots
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1–2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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$19.99
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Sku: 11057465210991600102

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Gift-ready favorite: A laugh-out-loud pick for romance readers and book lovers—perfect for birthdays, Galentine’s Day, Valentine’s Day, and the holidays (yes, Christmas too). Ideal for anyone who likes their humor bold and their home goods a little bit naughty. U.S. shipping is included (no checkout surprises), and we ship within the USA only.