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Fictional Man – Bold Fantasy Kitchen Towel for Romance Readers | Free U.S. Shipping

Let's be honest: the only guy who checks all the boxes for most women is completely fictional!

Our "Fictional Man" towel gives a wink to your book-boyfriend obsession.

Use it for wiping counters or catching the tears when your latest read gives you all the feels.

Grab yours now and let the world know your perfect man is made of ink and imagination!

FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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