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Off-white kitchen towel with stick figure and text: “My Perfect Man. Tall, Dark, and Fictional,” hanging on a clothesline.
Towel displayed on a wall hook in a kitchen.
Towel folded over a towel bar beneath a shelf.
Off-white kitchen towel with stick figure and text: “My Perfect Man. Tall, Dark, and Fictional,” hanging on a clothesline.
Towel displayed on a wall hook in a kitchen.
Towel folded over a towel bar beneath a shelf.

Fictional Man – Bold Fantasy Kitchen Towel for Romance Readers | Free U.S. Shipping

Let's be honest: the only guy who checks all the boxes for most women is completely fictional!

Our "Fictional Man" towel gives a wink to your book-boyfriend obsession.

Use it for wiping counters or catching the tears when your latest read gives you all the feels.

Grab yours now and let the world know your perfect man is made of ink and imagination!

Features Galore!

Kitchen Towel Highlights:

  • Extra-Large Size: 18" x 30", because dainty doesn’t cut it in the kitchen.
  • Super Absorbent: Built to handle splashes, spills, and snack shrapnel.
  • Sassy Designs: Bold prints that channel your inner heroine.
  • Durable & Lightweight: 100% cotton twill with hemmed edges that can handle the heat.
  • Easy Care: Machine washable for when life (or your latest read) gets a little too messy.
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash & dry
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1–2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
$24.99
$24.99
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Sku: 19223054570576474736

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Gift-ready favorite: A laugh-out-loud pick for romance readers and book lovers—perfect for birthdays, Galentine’s Day, Valentine’s Day, and the holidays (yes, Christmas too). Ideal for anyone who likes their humor bold and their home goods a little bit naughty. U.S. shipping is included (no checkout surprises), and we ship within the USA only.


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