We designed this kitchen towel for those whose spice rack is stacked with alpha heroes, slow burns, and scenes so steamy they should come with a fire extinguisher.

Who needs paprika when your books already bring the heat?

While some spices belong in a pot, others belong in a plot.

Next time you're whipping up a meal (or just whipping out your latest smutty read), let this towel do its thing.

Catch spills, fan yourself during those scenes, and subtly remind everyone that your kitchen sees way more romance novels than actual recipes.

Because let's face it—your preferred spice level is extra dirty, not extra garlic.