Read Recipes? I Thought You Said Romances – Glass Cutting Board | Free U.S. Shipping

This cheeky glass cutting board is for readers who slice carrots while thinking about fictional forearms.

It wasn't designed to judge your culinary skills—but to celebrate your priorities as you happily chop your onions and serve your sarcasm.

So yes, you totally could have been a chef - but instead, you fell for brooding billionaires and tattooed alphas who only exist in written form. 

Whether you’re dicing, slicing, or just dramatically placing takeout containers on it, this board screams, I coulda been a chef, but I chose smut.

Honestly? No regrets.