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Read Recipes? I Thought You Said Romances – Glass Cutting Board | Free U.S. Shipping
This cheeky glass cutting board is for readers who slice carrots while thinking about fictional forearms.
It wasn't designed to judge your culinary skills—but to celebrate your priorities as you happily chop your onions and serve your sarcasm.
So yes, you totally could have been a chef - but instead, you fell for brooding billionaires and tattooed alphas who only exist in written form.
Whether you're dicing, slicing, or just dramatically placing takeout containers on it, this board screams, I coulda been a chef, but I chose smut.
Honestly? No regrets.
Features Galore!
Features That’ll Slice Through Meal Prep:
Spice-Ready Surface: Great for garlic, onions, or cutting ties with fictional men who don’t grovel enough.
Tempered Glass & Sass: Tough, sanitary, and built to outlast even your longest slow-burn.
Anti-Slip Rubber Feet: Because slipping mid-smut reenactment? Tragic.
Scratch-Resistant Print: The only thing more vibrant is your group chat after a good book twist.
Multitasking Icon: Doubles as a charcuterie board or just stunning kitchen eye candy. You’re welcome.
Care Instructions
Hand wash only
Wipe with a damp cloth
Do Not put in dishwasher
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1–2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
Regular Price
$44.99
Sale Price
$44.99
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Sku:60250404797616464648
Gift-ready favorite:
A laugh-out-loud pick for romance readers and book lovers—perfect for
birthdays, Galentine’s Day,
Valentine’s Day, and the holidays
(yes, Christmas too). Ideal for anyone who likes their humor bold
and their home goods a little bit naughty.
U.S. shipping is included (no checkout surprises),
and we ship within the USA only.