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Five-Star Reads, Zero-Star Recipes - Funny Apron for Fans of Romance Books | Free U.S. Shipping

We designed this apron for the woman who knows her priorities: food delivered to the door and plot twists delivered to her heart.

Let’s face it: cooking is optional, but romance novels are non-negotiable - which is why you choose takeout and plot twists.

You could cook, but you'd much rather get lost in a love story.

Cooking? Overrated. Romance? Always a yes!

FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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