USA SHIPPING IS COVERED!
No Checkout Surprises.

We do not ship outside the USA.

For romance readers and their book boyfriends.

White apron with pink and purple polka dots and black straps, vintage-style illustration of woman in mint green dress with pearls and gloves, text reads “I like my recipes simple and my book boyfriends complicated” inside purple speech bubble.
Woman in kitchen wearing white apron with pink and purple polka dots and black straps, vintage-style woman in mint green dress with pearls and gloves, text reads “I like my recipes simple and my book boyfriends complicated” inside purple speech bubble.
Close-up of beige apron with pink and purple polka dots and black straps showing upper portion of design and text.
White apron with pink and purple polka dots and black straps, vintage-style illustration of woman in mint green dress with pearls and gloves, text reads “I like my recipes simple and my book boyfriends complicated” inside purple speech bubble.
Woman in kitchen wearing white apron with pink and purple polka dots and black straps, vintage-style woman in mint green dress with pearls and gloves, text reads “I like my recipes simple and my book boyfriends complicated” inside purple speech bubble.
Close-up of beige apron with pink and purple polka dots and black straps showing upper portion of design and text.

Domestic Bliss, Fictional Chaos - Snarky Retro Apron for the Romance Obsessed | Free U.S. Shipping

Our Prim & Playful Apron is for the insatiable romance reader who prefers stress-free cooking – no 20-step recipes, please - while craving Book Boyfriend drama.

Simple recipes in the kitchen, delightfully complicated love stories on the page. Do't let the white gloves fool you.

Features Galore!

Let’s Dish the Details:

  • Built for the Heat: 100% polyester and ready to survive splashes, spills, and that emotional damage from Chapter 27.
  • No Strings Attached (Literally): Removable twill straps — because even aprons should have commitment issues.
  • One-Sided Sass: Snarky, cheeky, romance-fueled prints that say, “Yes, I read smut. Want a cookie?”
  • Low Drama Laundry: Machine washable, so you can clean up and start again. Like a good second-chance romance.
  • Size May Vary Slightly: Because perfection is overrated (unless we’re talking about your book boyfriend).
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash cold
  • Do Not Bleach
  • Do Not Tumble Dry
  • Air Dry; Iron
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1–2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
$37.99
$37.99
Sold Out
Sku: 11917555792265822488

“Buy with Shop Pay” skips your cart to check out this item fast.

All major credit cards accepted. No IOUs, love notes, or vague promises.

Gift-ready favorite: A laugh-out-loud pick for romance readers and book lovers—perfect for birthdays, Galentine’s Day, Valentine’s Day, and the holidays (yes, Christmas too). Ideal for anyone who likes their humor bold and their home goods a little bit naughty. U.S. shipping is included (no checkout surprises), and we ship within the USA only.


Policies

Explore

15% Off

Join Us. We Won’t Blow Up Your Inbox—Just Tease It. You’ll get updates, exclusive discounts, and a wink from our latest merch — flirty, not spammy. 💋

HubbaHubbaRomance 2025 – All swoon reserved by Book Boyfriends Working Hard To Make You Smile