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My Billionaire Book Boyfriend Funny Romance Reader Apron | Free U.S. Shipping

Cooking is adorable. Delegating is better.

For the romance reader whose fictional standards include private jets, penthouses, and absolutely no expectation that she make dinner, this apron says it all: “My Billionaire Book Boyfriend Would Have People for This.”

The black background and gold crest give it a deliciously upscale look—because if you're going to be inconvenienced by the kitchen, you might as well dress like the household staff is running late.

FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1–2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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Size: One Size

Sku: 25585073827698920073

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Gift-ready favorite: A laugh-out-loud pick for romance readers and book lovers—perfect for birthdays, Galentine’s Day, Valentine’s Day, and the holidays (yes, Christmas too). Ideal for anyone who likes their humor bold and their home goods a little bit naughty. U.S. shipping is included (no checkout surprises), and we ship within the USA only.