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Chocolate, Chapters, & Zero Regrets - Tempting Apron for Romance Readers | Free U.S. Shipping
Some cravings just can't be denied—chocolate and romance novels top the list.
This apron understands you.
Cooking? That's cute. Dinner can wait—there's unfinished business in chapter 27.
You know the only thing melting around here is your willpower when your latest book boyfriend starts growling for your attention.
So you tell yourself, "Just one chapter," but next thing you know, it's 2 AM, and you're emotionally invested in a fictional man with impeccable dirty talk skills.
Life's too short for bland meals and even blander men.
Features Galore!
Let’s Dish the Details:
Built for the Heat: 100% polyester and ready to survive splashes, spills, and that emotional damage from Chapter 27.
No Strings Attached (Literally): Removable twill straps — because even aprons should have commitment issues.
One-Sided Sass: Snarky, cheeky, romance-fueled prints that say, “Yes, I read smut. Want a cookie?”
Low Drama Laundry: Machine washable, so you can clean up and start again. Like a good second-chance romance.
Size May Vary Slightly: Because perfection is overrated (unless we’re talking about your book boyfriend).
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold
Do Not Bleach
Do Not Tumble Dry
Air Dry; Iron
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1–2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
Gift-ready favorite:
A laugh-out-loud pick for romance readers and book lovers—perfect for
birthdays, Galentine’s Day,
Valentine’s Day, and the holidays
(yes, Christmas too). Ideal for anyone who likes their humor bold
and their home goods a little bit naughty.
U.S. shipping is included (no checkout surprises),
and we ship within the USA only.