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A tote bag with white shoulder straps, featuring a printed graphic collage with the text 'Romance Crisis Hotline?' and an illustration of a woman in a white robe and towel, holding a bottle of champaign and talking on a phone next to a classical building. Totally silly but fun.

A woman on a sandy beach holds a tote bag printed with a retro-style illustration featuring a printed graphic collage with the text 'Romance Crisis Hotline?' and an illustration of a woman in a white robe and towel, holding a bottle of champaign and talking on a phone next to a classical building. Totally silly but fun.

Romance Crisis Hotline Tote Bag | Funny Romance Reader Book Tote

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There are emergencies. And then there are romance-reader emergencies that often require immediate fictional intervention.

A shortage of book boyfriends clearly qualifies.

The Romance Crisis Hotline Tote is for the reader whose TBR is overflowing but who somehow still finds herself dangerously low on fictional men. Featuring our bathrobe-clad crisis caller reporting the situation to the proper authorities, it's ridiculous, recognizable, and just inappropriate enough.

Perfect for romance readers, BookTok devotees, book club friends, and anyone who understands that running out of book boyfriends is not a drill.

Sku: 17782190992785245220

Gift-ready favorite: A laugh-out-loud pick for romance readers and book lovers—perfect for birthdays, Galentine’s Day, Valentine’s Day, and the holidays (yes, Christmas too). Ideal for anyone who likes their humor bold and their home goods a little bit naughty. U.S. shipping is included (no checkout surprises), and we ship within the USA only.

Romance Crisis Hotline Tote Bag | Funny Romance Reader Book Tote

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