Touch Her and Die – Sweatshirt Blanket for Dark Romance Readers | Free U.S. Shipping

Try touching her.

See what happens.

This sweatshirt blanket was made for readers who know that some fictional men don't communicate their feelings with words. They communicate them with threats, swords, magical powers, and an alarming willingness to commit felonies in the name of love.

Because healthy communication is nice.

But "Touch Her and Die" has a certain charm.

Soft enough for late-night reading marathons and dramatic enough to match your taste in fictional men, it's the perfect companion for dark romance, romantasy, paranormal romance, and stories featuring heroes with anger-management issues and exceptional devotion.

Warning: May cause irrational loyalty to fictional men, excessive defense of morally questionable behavior, and the belief that every heroine deserves her own personal menace to society.