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Smut First, Dinner Later - Saucy Apron for Romance Readers | Free U.S. Shipping

Our apron says it all— smut is a necessity, but dinner is optional - a side dish at best.

No meal plan needed when you’ve got a five-course feast of forbidden trysts, enemies-to-lovers tension, and dangerously hot alphas waiting for your attention. 

Why slave over a hot stove when your book boyfriend is already bringing the heat? The only thing that should be sizzling is the tension between the characters.

So, toss on this apron, order takeout (because, let’s be real, you weren’t cooking anyway), and get back to the only kind of spice that really matters.

Priorities, ladies. 

FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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