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Teal apron with black straps, vintage-style illustration of 1950s woman with reddish hair styled in curls, mint green blouse, and orange skirt, text I serve smut and snacks.
Woman in kitchen wearing teal apron with black straps, vintage-style illustration of 1950s woman with reddish hair in curls, mint green blouse, and orange skirt, text I serve smut and snacks.
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Teal apron with black straps, vintage-style illustration of 1950s woman with reddish hair styled in curls, mint green blouse, and orange skirt, text I serve smut and snacks.
Woman in kitchen wearing teal apron with black straps, vintage-style illustration of 1950s woman with reddish hair in curls, mint green blouse, and orange skirt, text I serve smut and snacks.
Close-up of teal apron with black straps showing upper portion of design and text.

Smutty Snacks & Steamy Stories – Flirty Apron for Romance Book Lovers | Free U.S. Shipping

Our Smutty Snacks apron delivers a simple message: snacks for the stomach, smut for the soul. A good story and a good snack are all you need to spice things up!

Wear it proudly and let everyone know that in your kitchen, things get deliciously naughty!

Features Galore!

Let’s Dish the Details:

  • Built for the Heat: 100% polyester and ready to survive splashes, spills, and that emotional damage from Chapter 27.
  • No Strings Attached (Literally): Removable twill straps — because even aprons should have commitment issues.
  • One-Sided Sass: Snarky, cheeky, romance-fueled prints that say, “Yes, I read smut. Want a cookie?”
  • Low Drama Laundry: Machine washable, so you can clean up and start again. Like a good second-chance romance.
  • Size May Vary Slightly: Because perfection is overrated (unless we’re talking about your book boyfriend).
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash cold
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not tumble dry
  • Air dry; iron as needed
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1–2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
$37.99
$37.99
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Sku: 29430635301025854037

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Gift-ready favorite: A laugh-out-loud pick for romance readers and book lovers—perfect for birthdays, Galentine’s Day, Valentine’s Day, and the holidays (yes, Christmas too). Ideal for anyone who likes their humor bold and their home goods a little bit naughty. U.S. shipping is included (no checkout surprises), and we ship within the USA only.


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