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White apron with mint-green polka dots and black straps, retro illustration of 1960s woman with red hair in updo wearing teal dress and pearl earrings, text Just so you know I do more than read romance books all day I’m not saying I’m a catch but I can cook you do the math.
Woman in kitchen wearing white apron with mint-green polka dots and black straps, retro illustration of 1960s woman with red hair in updo, text Just so you know I do more than read romance books all day I’m not saying I’m a catch but I can cook you do the math.
Close-up of white apron with mint-green polka dots and black straps showing upper design and text.
White apron with mint-green polka dots and black straps, retro illustration of 1960s woman with red hair in updo wearing teal dress and pearl earrings, text Just so you know I do more than read romance books all day I’m not saying I’m a catch but I can cook you do the math.
Woman in kitchen wearing white apron with mint-green polka dots and black straps, retro illustration of 1960s woman with red hair in updo, text Just so you know I do more than read romance books all day I’m not saying I’m a catch but I can cook you do the math.
Close-up of white apron with mint-green polka dots and black straps showing upper design and text.

You Can Cook and Read Books At The Same Time - Vintage Apron for Sass Queens (Free U.S. Shipping)

This apron is your partner in confidence—you know you've got more to offer than being just a well-read romance aficionado.

Throw it on, think perfect soufflé, and serve up something delicious.  Let the world know you've got cooking skills worth swooning over! 

Features Galore!

Let’s Dish the Details:

  • Built for the Heat: 100% polyester and ready to survive splashes, spills, and that emotional damage from Chapter 27.
  • No Strings Attached (Literally): Removable twill straps — because even aprons should have commitment issues.
  • One-Sided Sass: Snarky, cheeky, romance-fueled prints that say, “Yes, I read smut. Want a cookie?”
  • Low Drama Laundry: Machine washable, so you can clean up and start again. Like a good second-chance romance.
  • Size May Vary Slightly: Because perfection is overrated (unless we’re talking about your book boyfriend).
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash cold
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not tumble dry
  • Air dry; iron as needed
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1–2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
$37.99
$37.99
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Sku: 25240253556462386606

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Gift-ready favorite: A laugh-out-loud pick for romance readers and book lovers—perfect for birthdays, Galentine’s Day, Valentine’s Day, and the holidays (yes, Christmas too). Ideal for anyone who likes their humor bold and their home goods a little bit naughty. U.S. shipping is included (no checkout surprises), and we ship within the USA only.


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