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White apron with black straps, image of shirtless man in denim overalls wearing yellow rubber gloves, text Let me introduce my new dishwasher, with thin black and gold stripes at top and bottom.
Woman in kitchen wearing white apron with black straps, image of shirtless man in denim overalls with yellow rubber gloves, text Let me introduce my new dishwasher, with black and gold stripes at top and bottom.
Close-up of white apron with black straps showing upper portion of design and straps.
White apron with black straps, image of shirtless man in denim overalls wearing yellow rubber gloves, text Let me introduce my new dishwasher, with thin black and gold stripes at top and bottom.
Woman in kitchen wearing white apron with black straps, image of shirtless man in denim overalls with yellow rubber gloves, text Let me introduce my new dishwasher, with black and gold stripes at top and bottom.
Close-up of white apron with black straps showing upper portion of design and straps.

Meet My New Dishwasher - Sassy Romance Reader Apron | Free U.S. Shipping

Let our New Dishwasher Apron bring your kitchen fantasy to life and make it clear that your kitchen standards are as high as your taste in book boyfriends.

Let's be honest: if your dishwasher looked like this, you'd be dirtying dishes all day long.

Who needs buttons and rinse cycles when you've got eye-candy abs and a sexy smirk?

Features Galore!

Let’s Dish the Details:

  • Built for the Heat: 100% polyester and ready to survive splashes, spills, and that emotional damage from Chapter 27.
  • No Strings Attached (Literally): Removable twill straps — because even aprons should have commitment issues.
  • One-Sided Sass: Snarky, cheeky, romance-fueled prints that say, “Yes, I read smut. Want a cookie?”
  • Low Drama Laundry: Machine washable, so you can clean up and start again. Like a good second-chance romance.
  • Size May Vary Slightly: Because perfection is overrated (unless we’re talking about your book boyfriend).
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash cold
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not tumble dry
  • Air dry; iron as needed
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1–2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
$37.99
$37.99
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Sku: 18689410001338462572

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Gift-ready favorite: A laugh-out-loud pick for romance readers and book lovers—perfect for birthdays, Galentine’s Day, Valentine’s Day, and the holidays (yes, Christmas too). Ideal for anyone who likes their humor bold and their home goods a little bit naughty. U.S. shipping is included (no checkout surprises), and we ship within the USA only.


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