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Image features a reversible tote bag design with a vibrant mid-century modern background of lime green, light blue, and teal wave shapes. The illustration shows a glamorous retro woman with a voluminous blonde bouffant hairstyle, red lips, and teal sleeveless blouse. One side reads “It’s Not Hoarding…” while the opposite side completes the phrase with “If it’s Romance Books…” The image is playful and snarky, celebrating the relatable chaos of book collecting with vintage flair.
Some Say Hoarder. I Say Book Collector -Tote Bag | Free U.S. Shipping
Image features a reversible tote bag design with a vibrant mid-century modern background of lime green, light blue, and teal wave shapes. The illustration shows a glamorous retro woman with a voluminous blonde bouffant hairstyle, red lips, and teal sleeveless blouse. One side reads “It’s Not Hoarding…” while the opposite side completes the phrase with “If it’s Romance Books…” The image is playful and snarky, celebrating the relatable chaos of book collecting with vintage flair.
The bag is being displayed by hanging it oon a hook. Straw hats are nearby for decor.
Image features a reversible tote bag design with a vibrant mid-century modern background of lime green, light blue, and teal wave shapes. The illustration shows a glamorous retro woman with a voluminous blonde bouffant hairstyle, red lips, and teal sleeveless blouse. One side reads “It’s Not Hoarding…” while the opposite side completes the phrase with “If it’s Romance Books…” The image is playful and snarky, celebrating the relatable chaos of book collecting with vintage flair.
Some Say Hoarder. I Say Book Collector -Tote Bag | Free U.S. Shipping
Image features a reversible tote bag design with a vibrant mid-century modern background of lime green, light blue, and teal wave shapes. The illustration shows a glamorous retro woman with a voluminous blonde bouffant hairstyle, red lips, and teal sleeveless blouse. One side reads “It’s Not Hoarding…” while the opposite side completes the phrase with “If it’s Romance Books…” The image is playful and snarky, celebrating the relatable chaos of book collecting with vintage flair.
The bag is being displayed by hanging it oon a hook. Straw hats are nearby for decor.

Some Say Hoarder. I Say Book Collector -Tote Bag | Free U.S. Shipping

This tote bag is for the woman who tells herself she'll "just browse" but walks out with five enemies-to-lovers slow burns, three emotionally devastating sequels, and a backlist binge waiting in the wings.

Some people collect stamps. Some collect regrets. You? You collect fictional men, excessive tropes, and books you fully plan to read (eventually).

This tote understands. It's your enabler. It's your emotional support tote with attitude. You don't have a problem. You have taste.

Features Galore!

Features Worth Crushing On:

  • Durable & Delightful: 100% polyester construction made for everyday adventures (and plot twists).
  • Roomy & Ready: Available in big and bigger (18x18" or 20x20") to hold everything from beach reads to baguettes.
  • Reinforced Stitching: Handles strong enough to carry your emotional baggage (and then some).
  • Boxed Corners: For that extra storage boost—because romance readers never travel light.
  • Double the Sass: Two-sided print, with some designs that match front and back, while others have flirty surprises.
Care Instructions

Care instructions:

  • Pretreat visible stains with stain remover.
  • Hand-clean; warm water & detergent.
  • Use terry washcloth; soft bristle brush.
  • Air dry. No dryer.
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1–2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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Size: 18" × 18''

Color: White

Sku: 16698348091130282604

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