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Canvas lunch bag with bookshelf illustration; text: “Romance Novels” and “Read A Book. Save A Sandwich.”
Read a Book, Save a Sandwich - Canvas Lunch Bag | Free U.S. Shipping
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Old School Vibes - Retro Ultra Thin Mouse Pad | Free U.S. Shipping
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Oversized towel with beach scene, lifeguard tower, and swirling tornado of books in the sky. Text reads: “Look Up. A Romance Book-Nado Is Headed Our Way.”
Book-nado Beware – Funny Cotton Kitchen Towel for Romance Readers | Free U.S. Shipping
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Pink and black leopard-print apron with black straps, green patch with text I can cook if I have to but I much prefer a spicy read over a hot meal, green and black striped trim at bottom.
I Can Cook...But I'd Rather Be Reading - Sarcastic Apron for Book Nerds | Free U.S. Shipping
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A teal apron with black straps. The apron features the phrase, "My Book Boyfriend" written vertically on the left side and "Doesn't Care If I'm a Crappy Cook!" in the center. A simple stick figure illustration is below the text. The apron has black square accents along the top and bottom edges.
Crappy Cook, Excellent Taste in Books – Funny Apron for Romance Readers | Free U.S. Shipping
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Dinner? I Was Busy With My Book Boyfriend – Snarky Romance Reader Apron | Free U.S. Shipping
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Towel with retro 1950s couple. Woman in pink embroidered dress, man in dark suit. Text reads: “Could I Interest You In A Salad With A Side Of Seduction?”
Salad Seduction – Funny Romance-Inspired Kitchen Towel | Free U.S. Shipping
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White towel with design featuring pizza slice with heart-shaped pepperoni. Text reads: “A Pizza My Heart” with playful romance story.
Pizza My Heart – Cute Romance Kitchen Towel for Book Lovers | Free U.S. Shipping
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Towel with retro 1950s woman in mint blouse and orange skirt. Text reads: “I Like Romance Novels So Hot You Need Oven Mitts to Turn the Pages,” with oven mitt illustrations.
Romance So Hot I Gotta Wear Oven Mitts – Funny Kitchen Towel | Free U.S. Shipping
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Pink and white plaid mouse pad with diagonal lime green banner. Aqua text on banner reads: “Romance novels. Setting unrealistic expectations from your first read.”
When Fiction Beats Real Life – Pink Plaid Mouse Pad | Free U.S. Shipping
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