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No Glass Slippers, Just Dirty Talk – Modern Fairy Tale Weekender Bag | Free U.S. Shipping

Because fairy tales are way better with spice, smut, and emotional growth, we designed this weekender bag to be more than a mood – it's a manifesto. Like the fact that "once upon a time" works better when followed by "he pressed her against the wall."

With bold text and a cheeky tone, this bag celebrates the women who grew up and decided their fairy tales needed plot and passion.

Go ahead, pack your lingerie, your lip gloss, and your morally gray main character. Use it for solo hotel getaways, girls' weekends, or dramatic exits when you need a break from real life.

This bag doesn't judge—it just carries your baggage and your happy endings.

Features Galore!

Features That’ll Make You Pack Extra:

  • Oversized & Outrageous: 24" x 13" of “hell yes, I need all this.”
  • 100% Spun Polyester Exterior: Durable, wrinkle-resistant, and not afraid of a little adventure.
  • Cream Sheeting Liner: 50/50 cotton-poly blend to protect your goods (and your guilty pleasures).
  • T-Bottom Structure: Stands on its own—just like you.
  • Rope Handles: 27" long, cream-colored cotton ropes threaded through gold grommets for maximum grip and glam.
  • Assembled in the USA: Globally sourced parts, locally packed sass.
Care Instructions

Care instructions

  • Pretreat visible stains with stain remover.
  • Clean w/ warm water & laundry soap.
  • Use terry washcloth or soft bristle brush.
  • Air or line dry.
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1–2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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$39.99
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Sku: 84678141377099766269

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Gift-ready favorite: A laugh-out-loud pick for romance readers and book lovers—perfect for birthdays, Galentine’s Day, Valentine’s Day, and the holidays (yes, Christmas too). Ideal for anyone who likes their humor bold and their home goods a little bit naughty. U.S. shipping is included (no checkout surprises), and we ship within the USA only.