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Good Girls Gone Smutty - Sassy Tote Bag for Romance Readers | Free U.S. Shipping

Our cheeky tote is dripping with vintage vibes and modern bad decisions. It's the perfect bag for readers who know their way around a sweet tea and a spicy scene.

Flanked by enough abs to qualify as core support (because paperbacks aren't light and neither is emotional baggage), this tote is built for hauling your books, snacks, and unrealistic expectations everywhere from book club to brunch.

It's your official warning label. Or maybe your origin story.

Because once you go book boyfriend, you never go back.

Features Galore!

Features Worth Crushing On:

  • Durable & Delightful: 100% polyester construction made for everyday adventures (and plot twists).
  • Roomy & Ready: Available in big and bigger (18x18" or 20x20") to hold everything from beach reads to baguettes.
  • Reinforced Stitching: Handles strong enough to carry your emotional baggage (and then some).
  • Boxed Corners: For that extra storage boost—because romance readers never travel light.
  • Double the Sass: Two-sided print, with some designs that match front and back, while others have flirty surprises.
Care Instructions

Care instructions:

  • Pretreat visible stains with stain remover.
  • Hand-clean; warm water & detergent.
  • Use terry washcloth; soft bristle brush.
  • Air dry. No dryer.
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1–2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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Size: 16" × 16''

Color: Black

Sku: 31252502927746608371

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Gift-ready favorite: A laugh-out-loud pick for romance readers and book lovers—perfect for birthdays, Galentine’s Day, Valentine’s Day, and the holidays (yes, Christmas too). Ideal for anyone who likes their humor bold and their home goods a little bit naughty. U.S. shipping is included (no checkout surprises), and we ship within the USA only.