You clock in with spreadsheets and clock out with steamy reads—and this desk mat totally gets that you're living a double life. By day, you're the reliable, efficient, totally normal coworker who knows her way around a spreadsheet. By night, you're spending time with heroes who smirk too much.

Created for multitaskers and trope lovers alike, it's polished enough for a Monday morning meeting and cheeky enough to hint at your late-night obsession with spicy tension so thick it needs its own HR file.

Pop it on your desk and show the world you're balancing business with book boyfriends.

Work-life-smut balance, solved.