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Distressed teal romance reader tote bag with white handles featuring ehite text that reads “Book Boyfriend Must-Have: Obscene Wealth” and “Rich is nice. Billionaire is a genre.
A person holding a distressed teal tote bag with white handles in a warm indoor setting. The bag has white text reading 'BOOK BOYFRIEND MUST-HAVE: OBSCENE WEALTH' and smaller text below.
A tote bag with a distressed teal and turquoise background and a white handle, featuring white text that reads 'BOOK BOYFRIEND NON-NEGOTIABLE. OBSCENE WEALTH.
Distressed teal romance reader tote bag with white handles featuring ehite text that reads “Book Boyfriend Must-Have: Obscene Wealth” and “Rich is nice. Billionaire is a genre.
A person holding a distressed teal tote bag with white handles in a warm indoor setting. The bag has white text reading 'BOOK BOYFRIEND MUST-HAVE: OBSCENE WEALTH' and smaller text below.
A tote bag with a distressed teal and turquoise background and a white handle, featuring white text that reads 'BOOK BOYFRIEND NON-NEGOTIABLE. OBSCENE WEALTH.

Book Boyfriend Non-Negotiable: Obscene Wealth Tote Bag | Billionaire Romance Reader Gift | Free U.S. Shipping

Some standards are simply not up for discussion.

Kind? Lovely.
Handsome? Certainly helps.
Emotionally available? We can negotiate.

Obscenely wealthy? Non-negotiable.

This tote is for the romance reader who knows there’s rich—and then there’s billionaire romance rich. Private jets. Penthouse apartments. Companies apparently run entirely between chapters. The usual.

Features Galore!

Features Worth Crushing On:

  • Durable & Delightful: 100% polyester construction made for everyday adventures (and plot twists).
  • Roomy & Ready: Available in 18" × 18" or 20" × 20" to hold everything from beach reads to baguettes.
  • Reinforced Stitching: Handles strong enough to carry your emotional baggage (and then some).
  • Boxed Corners: Extra storage boost—because romance readers never travel light.
  • Double the Sass: Two-sided print; some designs match front/back, others have flirty surprises.
Care Instructions
  • Pretreat visible stains with stain remover
  • Hand-clean with warm water & detergent
  • Use a terry washcloth or soft-bristle brush
  • Air dry; no dryer
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1–2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
$29.99
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Size: 18" × 18''

Sku: 98426168700481940489

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