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Still Circling. Still Not Settling – Snarky Square Pillow | Free U.S. Shipping

Tired of circling the dating lot, hoping to find a man worth parallel parking for?

Let's face it—finding the perfect man can feel like hunting for that one open parking spot on a Saturday afternoon: the good ones are taken, and the rest? Well, they leave a lot to be desired.

But don't worry, ladies. This pillow's got your back, and it's not just for resting your head. It's the perfect parking spot for your romantic sensibilities.

Plop it on your couch to remind you that while the good men may be "reserved," your book boyfriends always have a VIP spot in your heart.

And remember to keep looking – one or the other will appear when you least expect it.

FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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Size: 18" × 18"

Sku: 76500192124445668857

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