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Bath mat with teal top half and gray bottom half. Black text reads “I Like My Men How I Like My Bath Time.” A black bathtub graphic with shower is centered, and curved text below reads “Hot And Steamy.”
Bath mat with teal and gray design, shown beside a bathtub with slippers for scale.
Bath mat with teal top half and gray bottom half. Black text reads “I Like My Men How I Like My Bath Time.” A black bathtub graphic with shower is centered, and curved text below reads “Hot And Steamy.”
The corner of the mat is displayed to show the finished edges.
The mat's anti-slip backing is displayed.
Bath mat with teal top half and gray bottom half. Black text reads “I Like My Men How I Like My Bath Time.” A black bathtub graphic with shower is centered, and curved text below reads “Hot And Steamy.”
Bath mat with teal and gray design, shown beside a bathtub with slippers for scale.
Bath mat with teal top half and gray bottom half. Black text reads “I Like My Men How I Like My Bath Time.” A black bathtub graphic with shower is centered, and curved text below reads “Hot And Steamy.”
The corner of the mat is displayed to show the finished edges.
The mat's anti-slip backing is displayed.

"Bathtime Standards" Bath Mat – Snarky Decor for Romance Readers | Free U.S. Shipping

We didn't design this bath mat to be subtle—it's intended to match your taste in men and your bathroom aesthetic.

Step out of the tub and onto pure romance reader energy.

It's clean, sassy, and a little suggestive—just like you.

You aren't the only one who believes that men, like showers, are best when hot.

Please note that the last "mock-up" image is a photo of an actual bath mat made from the "Book Boyfriend Wanted for Tub Duty" design and better represents the true quality and appearance of these bath mats. 

Features Galore!

Here’s What Makes Them Worthy of Your Floor:

  • Memory Foam Microfiber: Plush enough to make your feet feel like they’ve been swept off them.
  • Anti-Slip Backing: Holds steady, even when you're reeling from a jaw-dropping plot twist.
  • Supportive & Comfy: Like a fictional man with emotional depth and abs.
  • Durable & Dramatic: Reinforced binding and bold designs that can survive soap, steam, and meltdowns over surprise epilogues.
  • Bookish Bathroom Glow-Up: Because even your bathroom deserves a little literary thirst trap.
Care Instructions
  • Machine Wash Gentle
  • Line Dry
  • Do Not Bleach, Iron, or Dry Clean
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1–2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
$29.99
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Size: 24" × 17"

Sku: 17599419780178384872

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Gift-ready favorite: A laugh-out-loud pick for romance readers and book lovers—perfect for birthdays, Galentine’s Day, Valentine’s Day, and the holidays (yes, Christmas too). Ideal for anyone who likes their humor bold and their home goods a little bit naughty. U.S. shipping is included (no checkout surprises), and we ship within the USA only.


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