Cheaper Than Therapy Tote Bag For Romance Readers | Free U.S. Shipping

This tote bag is perfect for readers who live at the intersection of emotional damage and delusional optimism. Bold pink leopard print brings the drama, while neon green lettering screams your dual personality: a sucker for pain and a believer in love.

It’s tough enough to carry your book stash, wine bottle, post-breakup snacks, or emotional support Kindle. Basically, everything you need to survive another rollercoaster romance. This bag’s got range and is as fabulous as your TBR list.

One side reads Fictional Heartbreaks—a bold declaration of the tears, trauma, and terrible life choices you love in romance novels. Flip it, and you get HEA—because deep down, you still believe in happily ever afters, no matter how much damage was caused before finding true love.

Think of this bag as therapy. Only cuter.