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A vintage-style woman with curled auburn hair, red lipstick, and a mint green top poses against a turquoise background. She’s paired with a split-screen design where the right side reads “Control” in teal, “Alt” in coral, and “Delete” in pale blue, all capitalized and vertically stacked on a dark gray background.
The desk mat is displayed in front of a standing full-size computer screen for use with a separate keyboard.
The desk mat is displayed with a laptop nearby and a mouse on it, with assorted office items lying on the desk as well.
A vintage-style woman with curled auburn hair, red lipstick, and a mint green top poses against a turquoise background. She’s paired with a split-screen design where the right side reads “Control” in teal, “Alt” in coral, and “Delete” in pale blue, all capitalized and vertically stacked on a dark gray background. This is the medium size
A vintage-style woman with curled auburn hair, red lipstick, and a mint green top poses against a turquoise background. She’s paired with a split-screen design where the right side reads “Control” in teal, “Alt” in coral, and “Delete” in pale blue, all capitalized and vertically stacked on a dark gray background. This is the large size.
This is the corner of the back of the desk mat, showing the 100% neoprene construction.
A vintage-style woman with curled auburn hair, red lipstick, and a mint green top poses against a turquoise background. She’s paired with a split-screen design where the right side reads “Control” in teal, “Alt” in coral, and “Delete” in pale blue, all capitalized and vertically stacked on a dark gray background.
The desk mat is displayed in front of a standing full-size computer screen for use with a separate keyboard.
The desk mat is displayed with a laptop nearby and a mouse on it, with assorted office items lying on the desk as well.
A vintage-style woman with curled auburn hair, red lipstick, and a mint green top poses against a turquoise background. She’s paired with a split-screen design where the right side reads “Control” in teal, “Alt” in coral, and “Delete” in pale blue, all capitalized and vertically stacked on a dark gray background. This is the medium size
A vintage-style woman with curled auburn hair, red lipstick, and a mint green top poses against a turquoise background. She’s paired with a split-screen design where the right side reads “Control” in teal, “Alt” in coral, and “Delete” in pale blue, all capitalized and vertically stacked on a dark gray background. This is the large size.
This is the corner of the back of the desk mat, showing the 100% neoprene construction.

Alt-ing My Reality Since 9AM – Sassy Desk Mat (Free U.S. Shipping)

We designed this desk mat for the boss babe, the burnout queen, or anyone who’s had it up to here with life's little loading errors.

She’s not just pressing buttons—she’s hitting reset on all the drama. Meet your new favorite piece of décor: a fierce, fabulous throwback to the days of pin-up power with a side of modern mood control.

Because some days, the only thing you really need is to Control the chaos, Alt your mood, and Delete that nonsense.

Snag yours now. Pretend you’ve got a reset button—and use it with style.

Product features

  • Non-slip bottom
  • Durable hemmed edges
  • Made from 100% Neoprene
  • Available in three sizes
  • Warm water and dish soap to clean spots off
  • Soft-bristled brush for hard-to-clean spots
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
$39.99
$39.99
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Size: 16" × 32"

Sku: 29469479040546574026


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