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Desk mat decorated with watercolor-style peonies in pink and blush with green leaves on a white background. Text reads “Why is my desk mat dressed like a romance novel?” and “Because HR said no dice on the shirtless billionaire.”
Desk mat with floral peony design and the printed text “Why is my desk mat dressed like a romance novel? Because HR said no dice on the shirtless billionaire.” displayed beneath a full-size desktop monitor.
Desk mat showing pink and blush peonies and the phrase “Why is my desk mat dressed like a romance novel? Because HR said no dice on the shirtless billionaire.” on a desk with laptop and mouse.
Close-up look at a corner of the desk mat.
Back of the desk mat displayed, showing black neoprene with textured non-slip grip.
Desk mat decorated with watercolor-style peonies in pink and blush with green leaves on a white background. Text reads “Why is my desk mat dressed like a romance novel?” and “Because HR said no dice on the shirtless billionaire.”
Desk mat decorated with watercolor-style peonies in pink and blush with green leaves on a white background. Text reads “Why is my desk mat dressed like a romance novel?” and “Because HR said no dice on the shirtless billionaire.”
Desk mat decorated with watercolor-style peonies in pink and blush with green leaves on a white background. Text reads “Why is my desk mat dressed like a romance novel?” and “Because HR said no dice on the shirtless billionaire.”
Desk mat with floral peony design and the printed text “Why is my desk mat dressed like a romance novel? Because HR said no dice on the shirtless billionaire.” displayed beneath a full-size desktop monitor.
Desk mat showing pink and blush peonies and the phrase “Why is my desk mat dressed like a romance novel? Because HR said no dice on the shirtless billionaire.” on a desk with laptop and mouse.
Close-up look at a corner of the desk mat.
Back of the desk mat displayed, showing black neoprene with textured non-slip grip.
Desk mat decorated with watercolor-style peonies in pink and blush with green leaves on a white background. Text reads “Why is my desk mat dressed like a romance novel?” and “Because HR said no dice on the shirtless billionaire.”
Desk mat decorated with watercolor-style peonies in pink and blush with green leaves on a white background. Text reads “Why is my desk mat dressed like a romance novel?” and “Because HR said no dice on the shirtless billionaire.”

All Bloom, Zero Blush - Funny Desk Mat For Romance Fans | Free U.S. Shipping

We designed this desk mat for those who have to meet office decor standards while secretly signaling to the smut sisterhood that you’re one of them.

The genius of it is its soft floral design, allowing it to pass under HR's radar like a seasoned romance heroine sneaking into her fake fiancé's bedroom.

This mat is your decoy—polite, pastel, and perfect for professional settings. But if it could talk? It would whisper not to judge a person by their desk pad. 

Add this to your cart and keep looking innocent. Your secret’s safe with us.

FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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Size: 12" × 22"

Sku: 10193797922263890349
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