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Wrapped Up In Bad Decisions
Channeling vintage comic book vibes with bold, expressive lines and dramatic contrast, this design screams “mid-century soap opera heroine having a crisis.” The teary-eyed beauty, stark shading, and polka dot backdrop are pure 1960s pop art drama—think Roy Lichtenstein but with way more spice and book boyfriends. Pair that with the deadpan, self-aware text proclaiming that if reading romance is wrong, then I'll have to be wrong" and you’ve got a blanket that’s not just cozy—it’s a whole mood.
"Romance Reader:Guilty As Charged" Cozy Woven Cotton Fringed Blanket
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This woven blanket features a playful story about love and pizza, paired with an image of a heart-shaped pepperoni slice. There is a row of green dots between two black lines at the top and the bottom of the blanket as a decorative accent. The large font vibrant red text telling the story stands out on a creamy yellow background, offering cozy comfort and cheeky charm for romance readers. Soft, durable, and machine washable. The blanket has colorful cotton fringed edges.
"Cheesy Pickup, Perfect Ending" Cozy Woven Cotton Fringed Blanket
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This cozy woven blanket features a playful quote about being easily distracted by book boyfriends and romance novels, surrounded by small heart icons at the top and bottom of the blanket on a muted green background with bold black text. The edges are trimmed in colorful cotton fringe. It is being displayed by a woman who is showing it outstretched behind her. She is standing on a lakefront dock in a lake setting. The only visible part of her are her legs.
"Easily Distracted; Deeply Committed" Cozy Woven Cotton Fringed Blanket
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This woven blanket, being modeled by someone standing on a lake dock, holding the blanket stretched out behind them, features a soft blue background with a playful quote in bold black text: “Reading Smut Can Be A Form Of Self-Care.” Centered underneath is a large RX medical symbol. Underneath the Rx symbol is the rest of the quote *So Really I’m Just Following Doctor’s Orders.” At the bottom of the blanket is a “heart line” graphic mimicking someone's heart rate. It has a colorful fringed edge all around.
"Smut: The Ultimate Multivitamin" Cozy Woven Cotton Fringed Blanket
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This turquoise-blue cozy woven blanket features the phrase “Romance Novels” in gray vintage typography above a centered whimsical retro starburst accent. Underneath the starburst in a bold, plain gray text are the words: “Modern Fairy Tales For Grown-Ass Women”. The blanket also features a colorful cotton fringe on all sides. It is being displayed by a woman who is showing it outstretched behind her. She is standing on a lakefront dock in a lake setting. The only visible part of her are her legs.
"Glass Slippers and Dirty Chapters" Cozy Woven Cotton Fringed Blanket
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This cozy woven blanket features two charming, beautiful pink butterflies on a reddish orange background with text in a soft pink that asks “If butterflies had a love language, they’d speak romance.” The blanket has colorful cotton fringe around the edges. It is being displayed by a woman who is showing it outstretched behind her. She is standing on a lakefront dock in a lake setting. The only visible part of her are her legs.
"Fluent in Flutter and Fiction" Cozy Woven Fringed Blanket
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This cozy woven blanket features a bold black, tan and brown leopard print pattern on one half while the other half has a turquoise blue background with the phrase “Leopard Prints and Spicy Romance Never Disappoint” in a bold black font. It is being displayed by a woman who is showing it outstretched behind her. She is standing on a lakefront dock in a lake setting. The only visible part of her are her legs.
"Prowling for Plot Twists & Pecs" Cozy Woven Cotton Fringed Blanket
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This woven blanket features a vintage-inspired woman in red with a pearl necklace, a red hair scarf, and a low-cut red top with red sunglasses and a bold attitude, paired with the text: “Are You Telling Me Reading Spicy Romance Is Wrong???” She is holding up her middle finger in a defiant gesture. A perfect statement piece for romance readers who love humor, heat, and unapologetic style.
"It Feels So Right To Be Wrong" Cozy Woven Cotton Fringed Blanket
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Where steamy stories meet snarky merch. All sass. No shame.

Scroll through our cheeky merch for romance-reading women who take their spice with a side of sarcasm.

Sass-packed home goods, office decor with flair, and “where’d you get this?” gifts – created for those who like their men fictional and decor swoon-worthy.

Our motto? Flirt hard. Decorate harder. And no, it’s not an obsession if it’s enjoyable.

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Slice, Dice, & Spice
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Glass cutting board with a watercolor floral background featuring pink peonies. A retro glamour woman in a strapless black and pink dress with long red gloves stands at the side. The text reads: “This kitchen runs on wine, romance, and questionable decisions.” Made of tempered glass with non-slip rubber feet for countertop use. This is the larger size.
"Cooking with Consequences" Glass Cutting Board
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Glass cutting board with a vintage-style image of a woman in a mint green blouse and coral skirt with an orange bow in her hair. The text reads: “If only I had spent as much time and effort on food prep as I do with my book boyfriends, I’d probably be a famous chef by now. Just saying.” Board is rectangular with a textured, tempered glass surface and rubber feet for stability. This is the larger version.
“Chopped, Stirred, and Still Under-Read” Glass Cutting Board
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Glass cutting board featuring a retro cartoon-style woman in a blue off-shoulder dress and matching headband, holding a kitchen knife with a cheerful expression. She is surrounded by large watercolor-style blue flowers. Above her is the curved text: “From Meat Cleaver to Meet Cute.” Durable tempered glass with a textured surface and non-slip rubber feet. This is the larger size.
"Chop Happens. Then Romance." Glass Cutting Board
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Glass cutting board with a black background featuring a pile of bright red chili peppers at the center. Below the image, lime green text reads: “I Like My Book Boyfriends To Be SPICY AF.” Made from durable, textured tempered glass with non-slip rubber feet, perfect for meal prep or as a bold kitchen accent. This is the larger size.
"Turn Up the Heat, Then the Page" Glass Cutting Board
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Glass cutting board featuring a playful cartoon illustration of a flirty fork and suave knife, personified with expressive faces. The fork is styled as a woman with long eyelashes and red lips, sitting in pasta with sauce. The knife, styled as a man with a mustache and cape, gazes at her with a heart floating between them. On a coral background, the text reads: “Fork Me? Oh, Darling, Let’s Make Dinner First.” Textured tempered glass with non-slip rubber feet. This is the larger version.
“Fork Yeah, It’s Spicy Romance” Glass Cutting Board
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Glass cutting board featuring a hot pink and black leopard print background. Centered on the board is a bold text box that reads: “I CAN COOK—IF I HAVE TO. But I Much Prefer A Spicy Read Over A Hot Meal.” Made from durable, textured tempered glass with non-slip rubber feet for stability. This is the larger size.
"Cooking Optional, Spicy Books Required" Glass Cutting Board
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Glass cutting board featuring three shirtless, muscular men smiling confidently against a soft, pastel bokeh background. Above them, the text reads: “i like my meals like my men. hot and well-seasoned.” Made of durable tempered glass with a textured surface and non-slip rubber feet. This is the larger size.
"Dinner Prep, Book Boyfriend Style" Glass Cutting Board
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Glass cutting board with a turquoise blue background. Features a glamorous vintage couple, the woman in a orange dress and the man in a dark suit. The text above them reads: “I prefer my steaks rare” in a lime green vintage text... “and my book boyfriends filthy in a bright orange vintage text.” Made of durable tempered glass with non-slip rubber feet for countertop use. This is the larger size.
"Medium Rare, Maximum Spice" Glass Cutting Board
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Serving Sass & Side Dishes
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A white apron with black straps and a humorous design that features the phrase, "Luckily, not all spice comes in a jar," with an illustration of a spice jar labeled "Hot" and "Extra Heat Level" inside a red heart.
"All Spiced Up" Apron For Cooking and Baking
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A teal apron with black straps. The apron features the phrase, "My Book Boyfriend" written vertically on the left side and "Doesn't Care If I'm a Crappy Cook!" in the center. A simple stick figure illustration is below the text. The apron has black square accents along the top and bottom edges.
"Crappy Cook" Apron For Cooking and Baking
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"Dinner? What Dinner?" Apron For Cooking and Baking
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A white apron features a vertical stack of illustrated romance novels with colorful spines. To the left of the books, black text reads: "I can cook, but I prefer to order take-out and read spicy romance instead. This apron is just for show."
"Five-Star Reads, Zero-Star Chef" Apron For Cooking and Baking
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