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Chop Happens. Romance Follows - Glass Cutting Board for Romance Readers | Free U.S. Shipping

Sharp knife? Sharper wit.

This design is for the reader who clearly knows her way around a blade and a good meet-cute.

She serves up sass, slays dinner, and still finds time to fall head over heels for fictional men.

Perfect for meal prep and mood-setting.

It’s the ultimate sidekick for those who believe cooking should be seasoned with sarcasm and a dash of steam.

Features Galore!

Features That’ll Slice Through Meal Prep:

  • Spice-Ready Surface: Great for garlic, onions, or cutting ties with fictional men who don’t grovel enough.
  • Tempered Glass & Sass: Tough, sanitary, and built to outlast even your longest slow-burn.
  • Anti-Slip Rubber Feet: Because slipping mid-smut reenactment? Tragic.
  • Scratch-Resistant Print: The only thing more vibrant is your group chat after a good book twist.
  • Multitasking Icon: Doubles as a charcuterie board or just stunning kitchen eye candy. You’re welcome.
Care Instructions
  • Hand wash only
  • Wipe with a damp cloth
  • Do not put in dishwasher
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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